The Horror of Haste (A Mexican Fable)

This is a Mexican fable written by Juan Artola Miranda. It is a parable about patience and haste, or at least that’s how it seems.

Once, in a small village near the edge of a vast jungle, there lived two adventurous young men named Carlos and Marcos. Eager for excitement, they decided one day to venture deep into the heart of the jungle to pick the sweetest and juiciest fruits that grew there. They knew the heavy city gates closed at sunset, but they were confident they would return before then.

As they wandered further into the jungle, the bountiful trees tempted them to pick ever more fruit. Time slipped away unnoticed until they saw the sun hanging heavy and orange in the sky. They tried to hurry back home, but in their haste, they became disoriented and lost their way.

As the sky turned red, they stumbled upon a small, weathered hut where an old man lived. Desperate to return to the village, they asked the old man for directions. The wise old man, sensing their fear, told them that they had just enough time to make it back to the village before the gates closed, but they must walk the entire way.

The young men found this advice peculiar, but the prospect of returning home safely heartened them. So, they began walking. However, as the sun sank lower, their fear grew stronger, and they broke into a jog. Carlos, in his haste, accidentally dropped his basket of fruits. They spent precious minutes picking up the scattered fruits, knowing time was running out.

They resumed their journey, running even faster now. But in their panic, Marcos tripped on a tree root and sprained his ankle. Unable to walk, he leaned on Carlos as they hobbled along. As the sun disappeared beyond the horizon, they found a tall tree to climb, hoping to hide from the dangers of the night.

When they awoke the next morning, feeling sore and stiff but entirely uneaten by dragons, they discovered that a group of crocodiles had gathered around the tree, waiting for them to descend. Unfortunately, the crocodiles were in no hurry at all.

The Monkey & the Crocodile (An Old Indian Fable)

The Monkey and the Crocodile is a famous parable from the Panchatantra, a collection of Indian fables from the 3rd century BCE. It is a cautionary tale about friendship, trust, and intelligence. This is my own retelling, translated into English. The story is much the same.

Once upon a time, in a dense forest near the banks of the great river Ganga, there lived a clever monkey named Raktamukha. High up in a tree, he made his home and spent his days feasting on the sweet fruits that the tree provided. Not far from the riverbank, there was a small island where a cunning crocodile named Karalamukha made his abode.

One day, as Karalamukha was resting on the riverbank, Raktamukha dropped a ripe fruit from his tree. The fruit fell into the river and floated down to where the crocodile was resting. Intrigued by the delicious scent, Karalamukha tasted the fruit and found it to be the most delightful thing he had ever eaten.

Desiring more of the delectable fruit, Karalamukha swam to the tree where Raktamukha lived and said, “Dear Monkey, I have tasted the wonderful fruit that you so generously dropped into the river. I am in awe of its taste, and I wonder if you would be so kind as to share more of it with me.”

Raktamukha was pleased by the crocodile’s politeness and decided to befriend him. He threw more fruits to Karalamukha, who devoured them with great delight. In return, Karalamukha would bring fresh fish from the river for Raktamukha. Thus, the two became fast friends.

As the crocodile’s friendship grew, so did his wife’s jealousy. Why was her husband spending so much time with someone else? Perhaps the monkey was a woman. Perhaps Karalamukha was having an affair.

One day, Karalamukha invited Raktamukha to his home for a feast. “My dear friend,” he said, “my wife has heard of our friendship and the delicious fruits you have shared with me. She would be honored to have you as our guest and prepare a meal for you.”

Raktamukha hesitated, knowing he would have to cross the river to reach the island where the crocodile lived. He said, “Dear friend, I am delighted by your invitation, but I cannot swim. How can I reach your home on the island?”

“No worries,” replied Karalamukha, “I shall carry you on my back across the river. You may hold onto my strong tail for support, and I will ensure that you arrive safely.”

Trusting his friend, Raktamukha climbed onto the crocodile’s back, and they began their journey across the river. As they reached the middle of the river, Karalamukha suddenly spoke, “My friend, I must confess something. My wife not only wishes to meet you but also desires to taste the heart of the one who eats these delicious fruits. She believes it must be as sweet as the fruits themselves.”

Raktamukha, startled by this revelation, quickly thought of a plan to save himself. He calmly said, “My dear friend, why didn’t you tell me sooner? I would have gladly brought my heart along for your wife. Alas, it is still hanging in the tree where I live. Let us return so that I may fetch my heart for her.”

Karalamukha, believing Raktamukha’s words, turned around and swam back to the riverbank. As soon as they reached the shore, Raktamukha quickly jumped off the crocodile’s back and climbed to safety.

This brings to mind another fable from the Panchatantra. It is the tale of The King and His Parrots.

The Balance of the Village (A Mexican Fable)

Here is a Mexican fable written by the disgraced writer Juan Artola Miranda.

In a small village in Hispaniola, there lived a kind-hearted baker named Alejandro. He was known for his generosity, as he always gave away a portion of his bread to the poor and needy. This act of kindness earned him the admiration of the less fortunate, but the wealthy villagers disapproved, claiming it was bad for business and made the poor lazy.

As word of Alejandro’s generosity spread, more and more beggars travelled to the village in search of free bread. Alejandro, committed to helping those in need, continued to give away a portion of his bread. Soon, however, the increased demand began to take its toll. Alejandro could no longer afford the ingredients to make more bread, and his once-thriving bakery fell into disrepair.

The beggars, having grown accustomed to the free bread, became angry with Alejandro, accosting him and yelling at him for not providing for them. The wealthy villagers, on the other hand, were pleased with the turn of events. They felt vindicated, believing that Alejandro’s downfall proved their point about the perils of excessive generosity.

Seeing Alejandro in his destitute state, the wealthy villagers seized the opportunity to assert their power. They offered to fund Alejandro’s bakery, allowing him to continue giving away bread, but only under their patronage. Grateful for the help, Alejandro accepted their offer, and soon the bakery was up and running again.

The Viking & The Oak (Norse Fable)

This is a fable written by the disgraced writer Juan Artolla Miranda. It’s a fable about masculine pride.

A long time ago, in a lush, dense forest, there stood a magnificent oak tree. It was tall, strong, and proud, its branches reaching high into the sky. The tree was aware of its beauty and strength, and it never hesitated to brag about it to the other trees in the forest.

“I am the tallest and strongest tree in the entire forest,” the oak tree boasted. “My wood is solid and durable, and my branches stretch wide. I am truly the embodiment of masculine vitality.”

The other trees, smaller and softer, with twisted branches and bent trunks, listened in silence. They couldn’t argue with the hardwood tree’s undeniable splendour.

One day, a shipwright entered the forest, his eyes searching for the perfect tree to fulfill his purpose. He walked past the smaller, twisted trees, paying them no attention. Instead, he was drawn to the proud hardwood tree, marvelling at its height and strength.

The oak tree, filled with pride, believed the shipwright had come to take inspiration from its beauty. But to the tree’s horror, the woodsman raised his sharp axe and began to cut it down. With each powerful swing, the tree felt its life force ebbing away, and it soon fell to the forest floor with a thunderous crash.

The woodsman took the fallen tree and skillfully crafted it into a beautiful Viking longship. The ship’s sturdy frame, made from the oak tree’s strong trunk, carried fearless warriors across the seas, a symbol of masculine vitality and prowess.

The Legend of the Spider King & His Astrologer

The Spider King and the Astrologer is a legend from the 15th century. The king was King Louis XI, who ruled France from 1461 to 1483. He was known for his webs of intrigue, earning him the monicker of “The Spider King.” He was also known for his love—and fear—of astrology.

This story recently gained popularity when it was featured in The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. It’s thought to be true, or at least rooted in truth.

Interestingly, the same story is found in The Misadventures of Nasreddin, a collection of Muslim folktales that trace back to the 13th century. Mind you, this story could have been added to the collection several hundred years later.

The Legend

The problems began when the Spider King’s most trusted astrologer accurately predicted that a lady at court would die in eight days’ time. This filled the Spider King with dread. If the astrologer’s abilities were genuine, he possessed enough power to threaten the king. Even if the astrologer had killed the lady to make his prediction come true, he was just as dangerous.

Determined to rid himself of this potential menace, the Spider King devised a trap. He invited the astrologer to his quarters, secretly instructing his guards to throw the fortune-teller out of a high window on his signal. But as the astrologer entered the king’s chamber, the Spider King decided to test him one last time before carrying out his plan.

“You claim to understand astrology and to know the fate of others,” the king said to the astrologer. “So tell me: how long do you have to live?”

The astrologer, perhaps sensing the king’s intentions, replied calmly, “Your Majesty, I shall die just three days before you do.”

The astrologer’s words struck fear into the king’s heart once again. Fearing for his life, the king provided the astrologer with fine food, comfortable lodgings, and excellent care, hoping to keep him alive for as long as possible.

Similar Stories

If you liked The Spider King and the Astrologer, you might like another story that was featured in the 48 Laws of Power: The Snake, the Farmer, and the Heron. It’s a dark folktale from Africa. The Mongoose and the Farmer’s Wife is a similar story from India.

Or, if you prefer stories with the veneer of truth, you might like Aesop and the Runaway Slave, The Man Who Never Lied, or The Citizen and the Traveller.

The Laws of Human Nature by Robert Greene (Critical Review)

I was writing a chapter for Bony to Beastly about stress. So I dug through the history of it, about all these cruel experiments on lab rats proving that stress is horrible for us. But when I looked at modern research, a different picture emerged. Stress is hard on us, yes, but we adapt to it.

Stress isn’t so different from lifting weights. It stimulates a beneficial adaptation. As we recover from the stressor, we grow more robust. So the trick isn’t to REDUCE stress but to RECOVER from it.

It gets more interesting.

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