Posts by Juan Artola Miranda
The Legend of David & Goliath
The legend of David and Goliath comes from the Hebrew Bible. More specifically, from the Book of Samuel. I call it a legend. You might not.
Legends are historical but unverifiable stories. They’re the rivers that flow between myth and history. This particular legend is three thousand years old. I suspect it’s rooted in truth, but how much of that root remains? Even the Hebrew Bible is conflicted, unsure of whether David or Elhanan faced Goliath.
It’s reasonable to think David existed. Most historians agree that he eventually became the king of all the tribes of Israel. It’s said he rose to prominence after his encounter with the giant, Goliath. This is the story of that encounter.
I’ll tell the story in my own words while keeping it true to its original meaning. I’ll explain that meaning after.
Read MoreBelling the Cat (Medieval Fable)
Belling the Cat, also known as the Council of Mice, is a classic fable often attributed to Aesop. It’s unclear if Aesop really existed, and it’s even less likely he wrote this fable. It’s much more likely to be medieval.
The first record of the fable comes from Odo of Cheriton, a 12th-century English fabulist. The French fabulist Jean de la Fontaine made it even more popular when he included it in his 17th-century book of fables.
This is a retelling in my own words.
Read MoreThe Boy Who Cried Wolf (Aesop’s Fables)
The Boy Who Cried Wolf is one of Aesop’s most famous fables. It’s been popular for nearly 3,000 years and shows no signs of fading into the mists of time. It’s a dark story with two grim moral lessons, which I’ll explain at the end.
Some retellings soften the ending, attempting to make it more palatable for children. I’ve kept the ending as it was. Aesop’s fables were never meant for children. They’re often brutal. This is one of those.
Read MoreThe Scorpion & the Turtle (Persian Fable)
The fable of The Scorpion and the Turtle comes from the Anvaar Soheili, a collection of fables from the 15th-century Persian scholar Husayn Kashifi. It’s been largely forgotten, replaced by the darker Russian version, The Scorpion and the Frog.
The moral of the story is strange and layered. What at first seems obvious can be peeled back several times, revealing a dark, festering wound at its centre.
As is tradition, this a retelling in my own words
Read MoreThe Tragic Legend of Milo of Croton, the Man Who Carried the Bull
The legend of Milo of Croton is a tragic tale of gradual improvement leading to incredible strength. Weightlifters use his story to explain the Principle of Progressive Overload. Novice lifters are weak, so they begin by lifting light weights. Those weights stimulate muscle growth, allowing them to lift slightly heavier. Those heavier weights provoke more muscle growth, allowing them to lift heavier still.
Milo is a historical figure. He almost certainly existed. All the great historians of his time referenced him, including both Herodotus and Aristotle. He lived alongside figures like Pythagoras. However, these old stories are so heavily shrouded by the mists of time they’re nigh indistinguishable from legend.
Here is the Legend of Milo of Croton.
Read MoreAn Anecdote for Lowering Work Morale by Heinrich Boll
Anecdote for Lowering Work Morale (Anekdote zur Senkung der Arbeitsmoral) is a short story written by the Nobel Prize-winning German author Heinrich Boll in 1963. It’s a parable about the value of ambition, complacency, and capitalism. It serves as a critique of the modern work ethic.
Almost all of the stories on this site are retellings in my own words. This one isn’t. I’ve translated it from German into English but otherwise left it the same.
Read MoreThe Donkey and the Onager (Aesopic Fables)
There are two Aesopic fables about a donkey and an onager. The first fable was recorded by Syntipas in the 11th century. The second comes from the French scholar Émile Chambry in 1925. It appears they disagreed with one another about what the moral lesson ought to be, giving us twin fables with opposite endings. They’re best when told together, as I’ve done here.
As is tradition, these are retellings in my own words.
Fable 1: The Donkey, the Onager and the Lion
One evening, an onager (a wild donkey) came upon a donkey standing in a meadow. The onager admired the donkey’s condition, noting his bulging muscles and ample belly.
A little while later, the onager returned, hoping to learn the donkey’s secret. This time, he found the poor beast labouring under a heavy load with a man following along behind, harrying him with a club.
The onager sneered at the donkey, saying, “Lucky me! You rely on your oppressive master to feed you, whereas I roam free through the mountains, grazing where I please!”
But a lion lay in wait in a nearby thicket. It dared not leap upon the donkey, for it feared the master’s club. Instead, it pounced upon the onager.
Fable 1: The Onager, the Donkey and the Driver
Sometime later, another onager wandered down from the hills. She, too, noted how robust the donkey was. She watched with admiration as he carried his great load down the narrow road.
Then she saw the donkey’s master following along behind, brandishing his club. She didn’t like that. She returned to the hills, thinking it better to be free than to carry the burden of prosperity.
The Moral
The moral of the first fable is that the insubordinate are free from both obligation and protection. And so, perhaps it is better to live in service to a community, or in service to a master, both helping and being helped. This is the more ancient moral lesson, first recorded in the 11th century in the Byzantine Empire.
The Byzantine Empire used a system called pronoia, similar to the feudal system in Western Europe. The emperor gave out land to his lords, and those lords had to fight for the emperor. Those lords were also responsible for protecting the peasants who toiled away on their farmland, not so different from the master who harries but protects his donkey.
The moral of the second fable is that prosperity often comes at a great price. Perhaps it is better to be free, even if that means living more humbly. It’s a more modern moral lesson, from France in 1925.
Both fables stand in conflict with one another. That’s why they work so well together.
If you liked this fable, you may also enjoy The Mouse and the Lion.
The Lion and the Mouse (Aesop’s Fables)
The Lion and the Mouse is one of Aesop’s most famous fables. This version comes from the medieval French monk Adémar de Chabannes. He was likely translating a much earlier version recorded by Phaedrus, a former Roman slave from the first century BCE.
The fable is usually used to preach kindness to the weak, but it goes a bit deeper than that, especially when considered in the context of other fables. I’ll explain that at the end.
As is tradition with fables, this is a retelling in my own words.
The Fable
A lion was taking a nap under the shade of a large tree when a mouse accidentally ran over his tail. The Lion woke with a start and pounced upon the pitiful mouse.
The tiny Mouse, quivering in terror, begged the lion for mercy. The lion was hungry, be he saw no honour in killing such a wretched little creature, so he forgave the mouse and let him go.
Sometime later, the lion fell into a hunter’s trap. The net was strong and the Lion was unable to break free. The mighty lion, trembling with fury, asked the hunters for mercy. The hunters were amused by the idea of setting such a ferocious creature free. They laughed and did not let him go.
The mouse heard the lion’s roar and rushed over and found the lion trapped. That night, he scurried quietly beneath the net and gnawed at the ropes with his sharp teeth, freeing the lion.
The lion leapt into the hunters’ camp, making a feast of them.
The Moral
The Lion and the Mouse has a few moral lessons you could pin to it. The first is that we should never harm the small or the weak. The second is that kindness is never wasted.
Aesop has another fable about animals helping each other escape hunters, giving us another moral: even simple creatures consider each other’s plights and come to one another’s aid. I’m not sure that happens very often, but so it was said.
These are optimistic fables. Kindness is repaid, cruelty is punished, and all is right in the world. It feels just and satisfying. You might even get the impression that all fables are this way. But many are far more cynical, such as The Snake, the Farmer, and the Heron and The Mongoose and the Farmer’s Wife.
In fact, Aesop has another fable about a mouse and a lion (first recorded by Babrius): The Mouse and the Lion’s Mane. In this other story, a mouse scurries over the lion’s mane, and the lion leaps up, all the hairs on his body standing on end, and devours the mouse. A fox sees this and laughs at the lion for being startled by a harmless mouse. The lion explains that he wasn’t worried that the mouse would hurt him, but he had to check the bold advances of the insolent creature, lest the other animals learn to treat him with disrespect.
The lion is a recurring character in these fables. I recommend reading some of the lesser-known ones, like The Monkey and the Lion’s Breath. Or, for a more modern fable, try The Fox, the Duck, and the Lion.
Thoughts? Questions? Drop a comment below.
The Owl & the Grasshopper (Aesop’s Fables)
The Owl & the Grasshopper is one of Aesop’s fables, written in the 5th century BCE. There have been many versions told since then. This is one of those retellings, in my own words.
A long time ago, in an ancient jungle, there was a wise old Owl. The Owl had a daily routine: she would sleep during the day and hunt during the night. One day, a Grasshopper moved into the tree where the Owl lived.
The Grasshopper had the annoying habit of singing all through the day, disturbing the owl’s precious sleep. The Owl asked the Grasshopper to sing softly, explaining her need for daytime rest, but the Grasshopper paid no heed and continued to sing.
After many sleepless days, the Owl was losing her mind. She could not bear the incessant singing any longer, so she invited the Grasshopper over for dinner, saying, “I have heard that you have a beautiful voice, and I would love to hear you sing under the moonlight.”
The Grasshopper was flattered by the compliment and agreed to put on a performance. However, when he arrived that night, the Owl gobbled him up.
The Moral: Flattery is not proof of admiration. Do not let it throw you off your guard.
The Two Horses (Leo Tolstoy Fable)
The Two Horses is a dark fable written by Leo Tolstoy in 1880. Tolstoy is famous for writing War & Peace and Anna Karenina, two of the most common methods of torture inflicted upon high school students, but he also wrote a book of fables to scare younger children. This is a retelling in my own words.
A long time ago, in a small village, there lived two packhorses named Lightning and Thunder. They both belonged to a diligent herder who relied on them to carry his furs to the market.
Lightning, the front horse, was quiet and hardworking. He constantly put forth his best effort, pulling his own weight and more. Thunder, the hind horse, was loud but lazy. He did as little work as he could get away with, and he often lagged behind. Observing this, the herder transferred the load from Thunder to Lightning so that they might move more quickly.
Thunder, relieved of his burden, trotted along leisurely. He laughed at Lightning, saying, “Work hard and sweat, Lightning! The more you strive, the more they’ll make you work.”
After a tiring day, they arrived at the tavern. The herder, noticing the disparity in effort between his two horses, contemplated, “Why should I feed two horses when only one does the work? It would be more sensible to feed Lightning well and do away with Thunder.”
And so it came to pass that Thunder found himself made into a fine fur cloak.
Moral: Those who make themselves redundant are no longer needed. Or, in different circumstances, they become free.
