Fables

The Snake, the Farmer and the Heron is an old African folktale from the Hausa tribe, told throughout the northern regions of Nigeria and the southern areas of the Niger. It picked up even more popularity after being featured in 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. It’s a story about how water doesn’t flow uphill. That’s a bit cryptic, I know. I’ll explain it at the end.

It’s one of my favourite fables. I’ve translated the fable into English and retold it in my own words.

The Frogs & the Ox is one of Aesop’s lesser-known fables. As a father who lifts weights, I empathize with this poor frog. The moral of the story stabs so deep into my heart that it pierces my ego.

I’ve retold the story in my own words, but I’ve kept the moral true to the original.

The Crane and the Heron is an old Russian folktale. It’s an Aesopic “beast fable” with animal characters. I’m not sure exactly how old it is or who first wrote it down.

The Fable

A long time ago, there was a Crane who lived in the marsh. It was a quiet night, and he was feeling lonely, so he went to see the Heron that lived in the branches of a nearby tree.

The Crane said, “Dear Heron, I live all alone down here, and I think we would make a good pair. Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?”

The Heron had been dreaming of someone with a taller neck and a larger nest, so she turned him down, saying, “No, Crane, I cannot marry you.” The Crane, hurt by the rejection, flew back to his nest.

After some time passed, the Heron thought, “Perhaps I was too hasty in my decision. The Crane is kind, and I am lonely too. I should accept his proposal.”

So the Heron flew to the Crane’s marsh and said, “Crane, I have changed my mind. I will marry you.”

But the Crane remembered how the Heron had rejected him. And besides, in truth, the Heron was getting a little old to be starting a family. He replied, “No, I have changed my mind. I do not want to marry you.” The Heron flew back to her home, furious.

Soon, there was another quiet night, and the Crane felt lonely again. He went back to the Heron to propose once more. The Heron was still angry, so she refused him.

And so it went, back and forth, until they both died bitter and alone.

The Moral

The moral of The Crane and the Heron is that pride and indecision can lead to missed opportunities and regret. Most people have been in a situation like this, where you don’t want something when you can have it, but then you change your mind when it stops being available. It’s easy to get lured in by people who play hard to get, but sometimes it’s best to appreciate what’s right in front of you.

The second part of the moral lesson is that you mustn’t cut off your nose to spite your face. At a certain point, both the Crane and the Heron realize they want to be together, but they both feel wronged, so they punish themselves to punish the other.

If you liked this fable, there’s a totally different fable about a heron that’s just as good. If you like fables about doomed romances, try The Scorpion and the Turtle. Or, if you want a fable with the exact opposite moral lesson as this one, try The Fox and the Grapes.

The Tortoise and the Hare is one of Aesop’s most well-known fables. It’s one of the old Greek ones, perhaps recorded as early as 600 BCE. It has a famous moral lesson, but there’s a bit more to it.

As is tradition with fables, this is a retelling in my own words.

The Fable

A hare came upon a tortoise. The tortoise had short little legs and stocky feet, as all tortoises do. The hare found this funny, and he started to laugh.

“Laugh all you like,” said the tortoise, “but I would beat you in a race.”

“Bah,” the hare scoffed. “Those are just words. Race me to the river, and you will see.”

The tortoise accepted the challenge and immediately set off toward the river, plodding along at a pathetic pace.

The hare raced ahead until the turtle was out of sight, but then his motivation wavered. There was no challenge here. No thrill of competition. So he lay down to wait for the turtle to catch up. After several minutes, the turtle was still out of sight, and the hare fell asleep.

When the hare woke, he ran to the river as fast as he could, but the foul turtle was already there waiting for him, a smug smile on his face.

The Moral

The moral of The Tortoise and the Hare is that great natural abilities can be ruined by laziness. You’ll get much further with sobriety, passion, and perseverance.

You might also hear “slow and steady wins the race.” That fits, too, though the meaning is somewhat different, and I prefer the other. The tortoise didn’t win the race because he was slow but rather because he put his full passion into it, persevering until he’d won. Even then, he only won because of the rabbit’s indolence.

If you liked this fable, you might like The Ant and the Grasshopper, The Lion and the Mouse, or The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Or perhaps you’d like a more obscure fable like The Lobster and the Lamb.

The Fox, the Duck and the Lion is an American fable written by Ambrose Bierce, a 19th-century American writer best known for writing The Devil’s Dictionary. It’s a modern twist on the much older Aesopic fables. I’ll explain at the end.

As is tradition with these sorts of fables, this is a retelling in my own words.

The Fable

A Fox and a Duck were quarrelling over a frog they’d caught, so they decided to take their dispute to the wise Lion. After listening to both of their arguments, the Lion opened his mouth to deliver his judgment.

“I know what your decision will be,” the Duck interrupted.

“You will declare that the Frog belongs to neither of us and that you will eat him yourself. But allow me to say that this is unjust, and I shall prove it.”

The Fox then chimed in, “To me, it is evident that you will award the Frog to the Duck, the Duck to me, and take me yourself. I am well-versed in the ways of the law.”

The Lion, yawning, said, “I was about to explain that during the course of your arguments, the Frog in question has hopped away. Perhaps you both procure another.”

Interpretation

The lion is a recurring character in classic fables. In the most famous of those fables, he goes out hunting with a fox, a wolf, and a jackal. They catch a stag, and they decide to split it into four equal parts, at which point the lion declares, “I will take the first part because I am the king of the beasts. The second part is mine because I am the strongest. The third part is mine because of my great courage, and as for the fourth part, let anyone who dares try to take it from me.”

The lion gets the “lion’s share.”

In other stories, the lion is more vicious still, finding excuses to eat his allies and attendants, as in The Lion and the Monkey’s Breath. Another example is The Wolf, the Fox, and the Ailing Lion.

In the The Fox, the Duck and the Lion, the duck seems to have read the most famous of the lion’s fables. The fox, always clever, appears to know all of them.

But there’s a twist. They got distracted by their arguments and assumptions. The frog gets away. And so the moral, I suppose, is that we shouldn’t fuss, lest we lose what we’re fussing over.

In another fable, Ambrose Bierce has two shepherd dogs fighting over a bone. They go to one of the sheep to settle the dispute. The sheep throws the bone into a river. When the dogs confront the sheep, it explains how it’s a vegetarian.

If you liked this fable, there’s a modern Mexican fable called The Rabbit and the Lion. And if you like these folktales with clever twists in them, I suspect you’d like The Misadventures of Nasreddin. Or, for a classic fable you may not have read yet, I recommend The Donkey and the Onager.

The Wolf, the Fox and the Ailing Lion is an old Aesopic fable first recorded by Émile Chambry in 1925 in France. It’s one of the classic stories about a cunning fox, and it has a clever twist and a grim ending. It’s one of my favourites.

As is tradition, this is a retelling in my own words.

The Fable

The lion lay in his cave. He was old and sick and soon to die, so the animals came to pay their final respects. All except for the fox.

The wolf noticed that his rival, the fox, was missing. “That arrogant fox shows you no respect,” he told the lion. “You have been a just king for all these years, and he cannot even be bothered to visit.”

The fox arrived just in time to hear the last of the wolf’s words.

The lion was furious when he noticed the fox there, skulking at the back of the cave. The fox came forward, begging for a chance to explain herself. “I am late because I have travelled all the way to the Spice Islands, where the cinnamon grows, seeking a cure for your condition.”

“And what did you find?” the lion asked.

“The wise doctors there know of just one cure, and you will not like it. You must find a wolf, consume his flesh, and wrap yourself in his warm furs.”

The Moral

The Wolf, the Fox, and the Ailing Lion has two moral lessons. First, someone who schemes behind another’s back often falls into his own trap. Second, it is better to give your master a solution than a problem.

If you liked this story, there are a few more dark fables about vicious kings. You might like The Monkey and the Lion’s Breath, The Frog King and the Snake, and The Two Horses.

The Monkey and the Lion’s Breath is an old fable often attributed to Aesop. It was first recorded somewhere in Western Europe in the 10th century. It’s credited to Romulus, which was a generic Latin name, not a specific person.

As is tradition, this is a retelling in my own words.

The Fable

When the lion made himself king of the jungle, he decided he would be a just ruler. He stopped feasting on the other beasts, limiting himself to the fruits and insects that they would eat. He made an exception for criminals, traitors, and dissenters. He would eat those. And for a time, that was enough to maintain his vigour.

Soon, though, there were too few animals to punish, and the lion grew hungry.

He took his subjects aside one by one, asking them if his vegetarian diet was making his breath smell. Some animals insolently answered that his breath did indeed smell, so the lion ate them. Other animals said his breath smelled fine, but they were lying, so the lion ate them, too.

Soon, it was the monkey’s turn. The monkey smelled the lion’s breath, recoiled in horror, and then proclaimed that the lion’s breath smelled of most noble cinnamon.

The lion couldn’t bring himself to eat an animal who paid him such nice compliments, but he was hungry, so he devised another scheme.

He called his doctors over and showed them how his stomach was growling miserably. The doctors were terrified. The lion explained that he must be sick. The doctors agreed. The lion suggested that perhaps monkey meat was the only cure. The doctors concurred. They killed the monkey and fed it to the lion, and the lion was satisfied once again.

The Moral

The moral of the Monkey and the Lion’s Breath is that the penalty for speaking up and remaining quiet is one and the same. There is no winning against a tyrant who wishes you dead.

If you like fables about tyranny, try The Donkey and the Onager, Aesop and the Runaway Slave, and The Two Horses.

The Sheep, the Shepherd, and the Dog is a grim fable about solidarity. It can ostensibly be traced back to Aesop, if indeed he was ever more than just a character in a story. It was first recorded by the mysterious Babrius, probably in the first century CE. Little is known about him, but scholars believe he lived in Cilicia (now Turkey and Amenia).

This is a retelling in my own words.

The Fable

A long time ago, a long way away, there was a sheep that grew tired of spending her days under the watchful gaze of the shepherd and his dog.

“You shear my wool and weave it into carpets I never walk on. You take my milk and curdle it into cheese I never eat. Then you take my babies and do the same to them. Where is my share of the profit? You keep me here, eating dry grass from the mountain sides, while you and the dog feast on my labour!”

The shepherd thought himself a reasonable man. He set the sheep free, but she was eaten by a wolf before she could enjoy it.

The Moral

The moral of the Sheep, the Shepherd, and the Dog is that we are oft better together than apart. It’s a tale of solidarity. The sheep give their wool and cheese, the dog provides enforcement and protection, and the shepherd offers guidance and the rule of law. At the height of our arrogance and optimism, it can be easy to imagine ourselves better off alone, but that isn’t always so.

It also sounds quite a lot like what a racketeer might tell a restauranteur: “The world is a dangerous place, but I can protect you for just a small fee.”

If you liked this fable, you might like The Snake, the Farmer, and the Heron from Africa. Or perhaps The Mongoose and the Farmer’s Wife from India. If those fail, you could try The Lobster and the Sheep from here in Mexico.

The Lobster and the Lamb is a Mexican folktale about aggression versus agreeableness. It’s about whether you should stand by your principles or go along to get along. It’s a modern fable in the Aesopic tradition.

As is tradition with folktales, this a telling in my own words.